Saturday, January 15, 2011

Saturday's Sillies - Do You Have What It Takes?

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Medical distinction between Guts and Balls
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.  We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning,  or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.
Both result in death.

 Saturday Sillies - wacky bits received in my emails.

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Merry Meet and Blessed Be


  1. I read this and rolled laughing. I read it out loud to Amoeba -- he said he anticipated the punchline.

  2. Hehe, this made me laugh our loud on a very tranquil morning.;)
    Have a great weekend,

  3. Ha ha, well that's two very good examples of how to meet your maker.
    Enjoyed this

  4. snort. so you are saying i should not...

  5. LOL I've seen this before but still I laughed...ironically I've known a few people like this in my lifetime....ugh!

  6. It is a fine, but very distinct, line between the two. Very funny.

  7. LOL .. they both made me BURST out laughing ... sooo funny!!!!

  8. LOL. Yeah, death at the end of a broom handle.

  9. The Guts line is hilarious. Both are rather stylish if the hope is to end things.

  10. Brilliant! Thanks for the smiles.

  11. LOL. Oh, my. Thank you for clearing up any confusion!

  12. This is a bit of a tangent, but I was discussing with someone recently my intense dislike of having the word balls (or cojones) applied to women - it implies that courage is a masculine attribute.