Sunday, October 31, 2010

Happy Halloween

On this last night of the year, 
give thanks for what you have harvested from the past 12 months labors 
and remember those that came before you. 

Raise a glass of something red tonight and be sure to light a flame.

Blessings and best wishes for a terrific new year!

I'll see you tomorrow for the start of the new year and November and NaNoWriMo.

Friday, October 08, 2010

Flash 55 – Gangs of Gourds

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They got together in loose lines, seeming to join in a random way.

In truth, they had planned this meeting months ago when they were still blossoms on the vine.

They vowed that this year, instead of accepting their fates meekly and quietly, each of them would turn the carving knifes on the heartless humans.
Write a story in exactly 55 words.

Thursday, October 07, 2010

Thursday 13 - Cover Your Mouth and Wash Your Hands

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  1. Nose the size of Jimmy Durante’s. 
  1. Nose as red as Rudolf’s. 
  1. Head stuffed with wet cotton. 
  1. Ears clogged and pressurized. 
  1. Hearing dull, like being under water. 
  1. I.Q. dropped 50 points. 
  1. Mouth and lips dry as dessert sand. 
  1. Throat scratchy and raw. 
  1. Taste buds dead. 
  1. Appetite non-existent. 
  1. No happy dance for #10 because of no energy. 
  1. All surplus funds going towards tissues. 
  1. Can’t sleep due to all of the above.

Thanks for all of your good wishes. 
I think I am on the mend.

list 13 things that tells us more about you

Monday, October 04, 2010


I'm sick. 

My head is stuffy, my throat is itchy, I am sneezing and my face feels all tingly but not in a good way. 

I'm gonna crawl into bed for a few years.

Saturday, October 02, 2010

Happy Birthday, to Me!

I am going to be buying my dream houses sooner than I thought. I can feel the riches coming to me as we speak.

I received this fax on Wednesday.

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I received this card from a co-worker Friday.

As soon as the funds are in my account,
 I'll give you the time and place 
of the big shindig.