Friday, January 28, 2011

Flash 55 - Stalked By Kermit

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Driving home from work, 
I contended with icy roads, high winds,
 careening SUV’s, and manic snow plows. 
As if that weren’t bad enough, 
imagine my fear when I looked into 
my rear view mirror and 
saw I was being stalked by 
Kermit the Frog. 
Or was he running from the white van,
 screaming in terror?

Write a story in exactly 55 words.

Merry Meet and Blessed Be


  1. LOL!!! Kermit in the grill-work! I suspect a hit and run. :)

  2. Poor Kermie! I hope he survived what looks like brutal conditions!

  3. bet it was ms piggy behind him....just saying...ha.

  4. A very nice story, Nessa. I love to look at pretty snow pictures and see the situations people enjoy or cuss out involving these nice snow storms on TV.

    I would like to be able to fly to a lot of snow, play in it for a couple of hours, then fly back here in Southeast Texas where we have green trees instead of snow.

    Now, the Boston Baked Bean Candy:

    They are peanuts covered with a hard chocolate candy. I said this on my blog and had the link above also.
    I think you missed that part.
    Sorry 'bout that.

  5. Oh my! I really love Kermit, so I just have to say I hope he was okay.

  6. kermit the frog - lol - he always is a bit on the run because of this lovely rosey-skinned lady...smiles

  7. I enlarged the picture...and there he was! LOL, I loved it :o)

  8. You do good, Nessa. Thank you for coming back. Since, I have been told that the candies are no longer hard. Probably because of all the broken teeth I was told.

  9. I'm rooting for Kermit! Fun 55.

  10. Kermit.....
    Shouldn't he be buried in the mud somewhere?
    Thats creepy.
    Makes for a Great 55 though!
    Thanks for playing today Vanessa Kilmer, as always....You Rock!!
    Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End....G

  11. Go with the stalking. Much more flattering to be stalked than to be someone's gettaway vehicle!

  12. OMG, this made me laugh like crazy! Hehe, you are hilarious and so is the image and the writing.;)) Poor Kermit.;) And you, hehe.;)
    Have a great Saturday,

  13. Looks like Kermit already got "picked up". I can't help but wonder if Ms. Piggy is driving the SUV. Can't help but wonder who's driving your car, too!

  14. LOL the Kermit part was hilarious. As for the snow, I hope you stay safe and sound. Have a wonderful weekend :)

  15. The ice, snow and high winds are scary enough but being chased by Kermit is worse!

    Great 55.

    Mine's up too.

  16. The things they do to that poor frog!
    we really ought to go back to the fancy metal hood ornaments that can stand up to winter! well at least you dot a chuckle- thanks.

  17. I used to have an Alf doll nailed to a tree in my front yard.

    Never got a lot of trick or treaters at that house.

  18. To me that's creepy! It looks like the van driver hit Kermit and now he's plastered to the front of the vehicle!

  19. or was he? yikes!