Monday, July 12, 2010

MicroFiction Monday - Consumerism

Susan's picture:


My Story: 

I’ve the perfect beauty potion. 
It smoothes skin by relieving stress. 
After 2 drops in your husband’s coffee & the funeral, you will glow. 




Tales on Tuesday will be postponed until next Tuesday due to Summer.




39 comments:

  1. Vanessa Kilmer...
    You naughty little scamp!
    I Love this!
    I joined Susan's Monday Thing today, it was lotsa Fun...Just Like YOU!!!

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  2. Could this be possibly true?
    In Mid-Afternoon?
    Me first?
    This calls for a Rousing...
    YAHTZEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. ROFLMAO!!! The evilness of it all. I'm so glad you are postponing TonT. I totally forgot about it. *downs a double Woo Woo Great story :)

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  4. Now that touched something deep inside :-)
    Excellent.

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  5. yikes. i need to check the medicine cabinet...

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  6. ROFLMBO! I loooooooooove it! Where can I GET some??? (no hurry... at the moment!) LOL!

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  7. Hot damn! Where do they sell it? Just in case, you understand! I love it Nessa! Perfect for the day!

    Sylvia

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  8. That was was a deep down belly laugh. A little murder in the afternoon!

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  9. Oh my! Great interpretation on the picture and very imaginative on your part.

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  10. Oooh...shades of Arsenic and Old Lace. Murder in the morning. Maybe the poison won't show up in his hair or nails.

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  11. Well, now I've got my favorite of the week LOL

    (pssst -- pass that bottle over here!!!)

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  12. Evil!!!!!
    but fun to read :)

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  13. Ouch! I hope I'll never need this potion. Very witty MM.

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  14. You wicked woman you! Can you hear me laughing???
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  15. LOL! Oh, that's just mean. tee-hee.

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  16. does the potion also guarantee you won't get caught?
    this was exquisitely wicked :)

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  17. Perhaps it should be Macabre Monday.

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  18. Oh, this is hilarious, Nessa, well done!

    Hmmm... I wonder if that lovely potion would work in the coffee of nasty roommates too?

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  19. Yea yea, it's always the husbands fault! lol

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  20. Cute, can I substitute another stress producing person though? My Husband says he will make me Strawberry pancakes for breakfast.
    Smiles,
    Kat

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  21. As I look over my divorce papers, I am laughing my butt off.

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  22. Hahaha.I have a good laugh today. Great post.

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  23. Oh my! I bet that's one popular beauty potion!

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  24. Ya made me laugh which is a good stress reliever.

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  25. LOL..I love this, love this..you're quite naughty, but between you and me, I would do it too :-)

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  26. LOL, thanks for a big smile!!

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    two awards.
    Happy Saturday!

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