Rabbit, Rabbit why are you so wet?
Froggy, Froggy, I lost a bet.
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts. - Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)
One of our salesmen called out of work today because his neighbor let twelve chickens go in his backyard and he must collect them. It may take awhile because he thinks the chickens are cockfighters from Camden and he's afraid of them.
Foolish April Horoscopes
Aquarius - January 21 to February 19 - Only a fool uses garlic salt with tequilla.
Pisces - February 20 to March 20 - Loyalty changes the fool.
Aries - March 21 to April 20 - Don't play the fool to be loved.
Taurus - April 21 to May 21 - Red leads a fool astray.
Gemini - May 22 to June 21 - Pull yourselves together to avoid being a fool.
Cancer - June 22 to July 22 - Even a fool leaves the house sometimes.
Leo - July 23 to August 23 - A king can be a fool.
Virgo - August 24 to September 23 - Friends won't fool you.
Libra - September 24 to October 23 - Fool and fanatic: two sides of the same coin.
Scorpio - October 24 to November 22 - A fool spites himself.
Sagittarius - November 23 to December 23 - Changing hats doesn't change the fool.
Capricorn - December 24 to January 20 - Lying to yourself makes you a fool.